So, I guess you could say we are going through a faze. A faze that involves all 97 Children of the Corn movies. Which we find to be utterly hilarious. If you have not had the joy of viewing these films, we highly recommend them. Also, as a disclaimer, we don't really drink blood. We do eat corn, however, and find it too be quite delicious. Especially when sweetened with hobos as in the 3rd movie: Urban Harvest. Dun, dun, DUN!! Who will be plagued next by this ridiculous hobo-filled corn? Only time, (and 34 more movies), will tell.

So, perhaps we should talk about something relevent. Did we spell relevent correctly? I'm not sure. Anyhoo....

Here's a shout-out to our beloved fans!!!!! (All 6 of you) <3 <3 <3 We love and appreciate you dearly. And hope you feel the same way otherwise this is going to be very awkward...

Not sure what else to say. We have submitted some more comics, (despite how lazy Boege is), and hope that the 6 of you enjoy them. Oooo! We just thought of something somewhat relevent to discuss! More character intros! Yay!

Malachai: Oh dear Malachai, what is there to say about thee? You complete me. I am constantly amazed at how your teeth, (though there is an overabundance of them), manage to fit in your mouth. And your gorgeous, flowing, auburn hair brings a certain pizzazz to the Children of the Corn series that none other could achieve. You truely are an inspiration to all children who dislike adults, wish to purge society of them, purify the harvest, and sacrific non-believers to He who floats above the rows, (curtesty of STUNNING graphics and MIND-BLOWING special effects!!) That is all.

Emily!: (Not a character from Children of the Corn, fyi). so just as a disclaimer, one of the authors of these comics, stasa-san, did not even know her name for a full year upon first meeting her. which is not a surprise considering she is an anti-social nerd. but getting back to emily...she is currently the only one with super long hair in our group, which will be convenient if we ever get stuck up in a ridiculously high tower with only one room at the top and no stairs one day...a fellow mocker of nick, but then again who isn't, she and katrina (to be noted later) have created their own comic series centered around the shenanigans of our ex-fellow students in middle school, changed into aliens, roaming through space and blowing up random planets. sadly, our 6 fans, you will be deprived of these amazing bits of literary genius until they (meaning emily) is able to find all the comics in the enormous collection. most of which are floating in the abyss of katrina's room. which leads us to...

katrina!: (also not a character from children of the corn). as already stated, her room is an abyssmal mess which has only been cleaned once by stasa, bless her brave soul. normally, anyone who knew her would say that 'the laziest and most sloth-like girl with curly hair' would be a pretty apt description. but alas, those days are gone. for now katrina has signed up for a ridiculous amount of activities, leaving her scarce time to have her face suctioned off by the kracken (aka her boyfriend). lucky for them, there is a whole half hour lunch period to make up for lost time. katrina is, as everyone else in the world is, a proud mocker of nick. she is also the only one (to nick's knowledge) who has worn his manly man jeans (psst-boege secretly wore them too).